I have a boyfriend. Not a boy friend. A boyfriend. It feels good to get out of the friend zone. No offence to those who have not reached the one word relationship stage, if you get my drift. His name is Cody and he's my soul mate. Hold on a second...soul=soul (duh) and mate=sex. So mine and Cody's souls have had sex. So technically....I'm not a virgin.
Achievement Unlocked- 45 points for kind of having sex.
Total win. I'm marking that on my calender. Just kidding, who does that?
Anyways if you're actually enjoying these posts and finding humor in them go ahead and add me if you have a Google+ account. And yes, I know my profile picture is creepy. But I like creepy stuff okay? Okay.
I'll post more later.
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